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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Speech by Governor Kugler on the economic outlook and monetary policy - Federal Reserve Board (.gov)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
No, not a chance
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..